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Tsa Demotivational Poster


JANGO FETT - Brought a gun to a sword fight.


TAGS: star wars mace windu jango fett jedi kill gun sword lightsaber
Rating: 3.9/5

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Screamin Daemon - September 18, 2009, 2:04 pm
Excellent picture for an old expression. Nice twist.
... - July 5, 2009, 9:18 pm
Well played.


WRAPPING PAPER TUBES -


TAGS: star wars lightsaber
Rating: 4.9/5

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Zetmonk - February 2, 2012, 5:49 am
Hell yeah indeed!
forseti - February 2, 2012, 2:35 am
hell yeah!


CAN'T AFFORD HEALTH INSURANCE - Go to the airport, you'll get a free x-ray, breast exam and if you mention Al Qaeda you will get a free colonoscopy


TAGS: tsa bre*** examination xray colonoscopy
Rating: 4.76/5

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mariand - August 16, 2011, 5:36 am
LOL... 5o funny


LIFE MUST CONSUME LIFE -


TAGS: vegetarian life sustain consume justsay n
Rating: 4.73/5

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falloutghoul - June 13, 2012, 7:55 pm
Splendidly put! 5's for you!


ZOMBIE GNOMES -




JEDI SQUIRRELS - Is there *anything* George won't try to add to the movies?


TAGS: starwars jedi squirrels lucas lightsaber
Rating: 4.14/5

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demonranger - March 10, 2012, 4:47 pm
obviously he wil put anything in


CALLING MY EX -


TAGS: ex pentagram drunk calling justsay n
Rating: 4.81/5

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Reality Lord - May 23, 2012, 10:36 pm

HA...LOVE IT!!!
RonE - May 23, 2012, 2:35 pm
They don't think they can control it via a symbol. It is a lot more complicated than that. Loved the image/moti though
CloudchaserS - May 23, 2012, 10:40 am
I LOL at those who think that supernatural beings can be controlled by a mere symbol


JEDI ALICE - No! Off with YOUR head!




IMMIGRATION POLICY -


TAGS: immigration policy nativeamerican problems justsay n
Rating: 4.54/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2012, 1:07 am
Ouch! Painfully, ironically, and 5adly true in a paradoxic, roundabout way.


GIRLS CANT BE TRUSTED... -




REVENGE OF THE NERDS - It's going to end in a lightsaber gang bang.




STAR SCREAM - You've FAILED me again....


TAGS: decipticons floatsam jetsam transformers megatron
Rating: 4.15/5

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OmegaReaper - April 23, 2012, 5:00 pm
I belive that it will leave a scar xD


TRUE FRIEND -




WOLVERINE WITH LIGHTSABER CLAWS - HIS BEST FRIEND IS CHUCK NORRIS, ACCEPT THIS MOTIFAKE OR THEY WILL GET YOU.




HIGHSCHOOL - It's a lot more fun when you get to spend arts and crafts painting the walls with zombie brains


TAGS: highschool high school of the dead zombies arts and crafts artscrafts artsandcrafts craft art manga anime
Rating: 2.9/5

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ChillinKillin - November 21, 2010, 6:22 pm
highschool would be even more fun if it had as many up*****s as this show
Walkerofskies - October 6, 2009, 9:57 am
Highschool of the Dead
Lamango - October 6, 2009, 2:56 am
Ok, what manga is this from?


LIGHTSABERS - IF CHUCK NORRIS GOT ONE THE WORLD WOULD EXPLODE.




LOOPHOLES -


TAGS: tsa dynamite tampon body scan pulling strings
Rating: 4.54/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 8, 2013, 9:41 pm
I think it's the government's way of getting some of these part-time security guards to 2nd b@se. That's "old school" base I was referring to. 5L
lisabwells - March 23, 2011, 11:17 am
LOL Watch out for a heavy flow day! *GROSS*


YTD AIRPORT STATISTICS -


TAGS: security screening tsa
Rating: 4.86/5

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Faceplant31 - January 19, 2011, 3:44 pm
I win i win!!! She still looks good even when she is bummin it.
Airman - January 19, 2011, 2:40 pm
yes it is
Faceplant31 - January 19, 2011, 2:10 pm
Is it Kate Beckinsale?
50cal - January 19, 2011, 2:08 pm
5 finger check for you airman!
Airman - January 19, 2011, 12:55 pm
anyone recognize that young lady? hint: actress
hootizz - January 19, 2011, 3:32 am
hahaha.., trust you airman... 5 tooth paste tube bombs for you...
Donkasaurus - January 18, 2011, 7:49 pm
When I go to Dominica in March I will REFUSE to go through that line.....until I have a raging stiffy, that'll learn 'em
Reality Lord - January 18, 2011, 5:29 pm

lol


LIGHTSABERS - Everything's cooler with them.




INSTRUCTIVE - After you buy the replacement, place it carefully on the base of the sword




RACIAL MINORITIES - Are even present in a galaxy far, far away.




OBAMA -


TAGS: obama mace windu star wars lightsaber
Rating: 2.68/5

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Chompers - November 10, 2010, 11:18 pm
Hey joseph, check out the forums next chance you get. The community might want to get to know you. Kthxbye
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:17 pm
lol


MY DESTINATION -


TAGS: tsa patdowns
Rating: 4.9/5

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Reality Lord - December 7, 2010, 5:37 pm

ditto
MilDoc - December 7, 2010, 1:36 pm
Great! 5 gropes!


FREE MEDICAL! YOU CAN'T BEAT A DEAL LIKE THIS! - If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport. You'll get a free x-ray and a pat down,




JUST LIKE A DROID -


TAGS: force trumps gat sword day would be incomplete without lightsabers
Rating: 4.13/5

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Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 6:27 pm
That kind of stuff is always good to hear. (read) One can't help but feel sorry for the droids, though. lol Swords pwn every modern weapon. I don't know why we keep making missiles.
Cubbybear - January 9, 2010, 6:19 pm
Roger Roger 5/5
aesop's folly - January 9, 2010, 10:15 am
nice, 5L
palmat - January 9, 2010, 6:48 am
great one B :>
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 2:39 am
Thanks, guys. This is how you know droids aren't self-aware. If they were, they'd bust out runnin'.
spacedog - January 9, 2010, 2:34 am
Nice one Bart, 5 nervous looking droids.
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 1:48 am
Love it!!! 5L


LIGHTSABRE FIGHTS - Because fencing is SO Beijing Olympics.




LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT - You need to feel me up to make sure I don't have anything dangerous? Ok, just don't forget my fish dinner.




GEEKS - They are everywhere, dammit!




HEADSTART -




SAFE WORD -


TAGS: justsay n
Rating: 4.82/5

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MULTI-TASKING -


TAGS: multi tasking medicinal justsay n
Rating: 4.73/5

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Oiler - January 30, 2013, 11:28 am
The best part of waking up...it smolders in your cup. Well said. 5L


PERSPECTIVE -




TSA SECURITY CHECKS - Are starting to get a little too personal




BETTER YET! -


TAGS: tsa bodysearch commando kilt
Rating: 4.9/5

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fred - November 22, 2010, 6:34 pm
Clever! Though disturbing...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 11:56 am
meh...they're a bunch of girls over there.....Good to see you Sick.....or was that "sick to see you...good"?
sickartist - November 22, 2010, 11:53 am
It would be my only one on Politifake, but why not?
rerun - November 22, 2010, 10:11 am

funny, could be posted at politifake.org as well


AND THATS NOT ALL THAT HAPPENS -


TAGS: tsa airportsecurity military funny
Rating: 4.12/5

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rerun - November 27, 2010, 10:23 am

not your best effort, in 3 months this will not have any meaning.


YEAH, IT'S PINK - You got a problem with that?


TAGS: mace windu pink lightsabre
Rating: 2.76/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 12:04 pm
Around the survivors, a perimeter, create.
Bartimaeus - October 9, 2009, 6:24 pm
*took place*...d*** typos.
Bartimaeus - October 9, 2009, 6:23 pm
Yes, the Bible is a book too. Everyone knows Star Wars is based on a true story; the story took a place a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 6:12 pm
Ricky Ricardo... you DO know that it's amovie, right? Based on a book, right?
Rick - October 9, 2009, 6:06 pm
Purple, not pink dude. Mace would kick your a** calling it pink
Woodywood03a - October 8, 2009, 7:32 pm
It is what ever color you want it to be brother.
rogueagent - October 8, 2009, 5:08 pm
*Cough* Purple *Cough* *Cough* *Cough*


ELECTRON -




JUST....ONE MORE VERSION?... -


TAGS: steve jobs greed marketsaturation
Rating: 3.6/5

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MPsniper - October 10, 2011, 4:34 pm
he had a LIVER transplant.
the1stCOMMI3 - October 10, 2011, 12:56 pm
joke is, he made so many iphones, but never got surgery to fight the cancer
CloudchaserS - October 10, 2011, 10:26 am
Ack, dies = died
CloudchaserS - October 10, 2011, 10:25 am
He dies from pancreatic cancer. What's the joke?
caveman - October 10, 2011, 9:14 am
That's cruel, sadistic and plain old mean..... I like it 5L


CANADIAN BORDER PATROL - Beating up innocent people since 9/11.


TAGS: tsa *****le innocent victim thugs
Rating: 1.88/5

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spanko1 - October 4, 2011, 10:46 am
Yes Port Huron is in Michigan
CANADA - April 18, 2010, 8:33 pm
If im not mistaken, those are american flags on the shoulders of them


BREAKING NEWS: - Santa stopped at Airport Security. Santa: "Don't jingle my bells bro!"


TAGS: tsa patdown
Rating: 4.58/5

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crankyhead - December 24, 2010, 12:46 pm
LOL!


ultimate showdown -




GOING FERAL -


TAGS: justsay n
Rating: 4.56/5

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MUGGING -


TAGS: justsay n
Rating: 4.53/5

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Bolverk37782 - May 20, 2012, 4:45 am
Could have been so good but for the fail on species identification-- that is not a Turtle which is aquatic, but a Tortoise which is found on land. (Sorry for the nit-picking)
Iconoclast - May 19, 2012, 10:39 am
Great pic & caption. 5L & Fav


TSA - making air travel a more friendly expirience...


TAGS: tsa travel
Rating: 4.45/5

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forseti - December 19, 2010, 5:42 pm
nice anime... :P
crankyhead - December 19, 2010, 5:07 pm
LOL!


WITH A LIGHTSABER - You can get away with everything




PERFECT 1ST DATE -


TAGS: justsay n
Rating: 4.4/5

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THINGS -


TAGS: flotsam detritus stuff things
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - January 29, 2014, 7:29 am

Thank you, sir!
Oldsod - January 29, 2014, 6:52 am
Jeeze...talk about demotivational. Well done! 5'd and faved!
lgvernon - January 27, 2014, 11:34 pm

Very well!
spacedog - January 27, 2014, 11:13 pm
Heh, Mr. Dog is my father, call me space, and you're welcome.
lgvernon - January 27, 2014, 10:57 pm

LOL
lgvernon - January 27, 2014, 10:56 pm

Thank you Mr. Dog~
lgvernon - January 27, 2014, 10:56 pm

Yeah~~and we're goin' together this year, right? To GaryO's place, right? Are you bringing the bats, or shall I?
lgvernon - January 27, 2014, 10:55 pm

Whenever someone dies, my husband mutters, "And now the looting begins."
spacedog - January 27, 2014, 10:46 pm
Beautiful. 5L
MissPriss - January 27, 2014, 10:42 pm
Wow lg, that really got me thinking...Hallowe'en is only 277 days away!
Greeny - January 27, 2014, 9:51 pm
Deep - but the clamor of who in the family gets what is deeper still...
GaryO - January 27, 2014, 8:36 pm
Got that right….how much for the ’51 Studey?....hurry


profiling -




CORPORATE HEADQUARTERS -


TAGS: corporate headquarters motifake right justsay n
Rating: 4.91/5

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M0rd3kaI - May 30, 2012, 1:52 pm
You called me an antique... you have your 'Abused' status back in full swing. Glad you could look past sarcasm. Pleasure for that, really was one of the better ones that day... Visit the forums if you have time, could use fresh meat like you there. Cheers
Ism - May 27, 2012, 2:20 pm
i knew you werent hating... i was honored you even noticed & commented on my post... infact its was appreciated... us newlings can learn a thing or two from the antiques... (^,~)
M0rd3kaI - May 27, 2012, 7:25 am
Approval I'd guess, Trying to prove that the abused is not as bad as the abuser makes out they are. (Ps, If you think I'm hating......... even that sentence drives me to a facepalm)
Ism - May 26, 2012, 7:21 pm
wow... i got my 1st Hater and its M0rd3kal... why is it that the abused always wants to please their abuser..?
M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012, 8:35 am
You got it all wrong, the desk is closer to the seat and there is a mini fridge with energy drinks and a coffee pot on top of it... the nerve of newlings these days


Pear of Anguish -




air travel -




Narnia -




CHRISTIAN BALE IS RASPUTIN REINCARNATED -




THE NEW TSA - JUST WHEN YOU THINK THINGS CAN GET ANY BETTER........


TAGS: tsa big gun
Rating: 2.25/5

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RELIEF -


TAGS: kermit frog tsa freedom pig
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - December 31, 2016, 6:23 am
Excellent, UP yours


AIRPORT SECURITY -


TAGS: criteria search tsa humor
Rating: 4.83/5

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lgvernon - January 4, 2015, 5:14 pm

p***erse. That's p***erse to you, bub.
GaryO - January 4, 2015, 4:29 pm
Well gee, Vernie, didn’t know you’d installed that inverse image app. Appreciate it.
lgvernon - January 4, 2015, 4:16 pm

This is actually me, guys. I did ph**oshop my curves to less eye-popping proportions. It's so hard to be brainy and this gorgeous, too. You have no idea what I go through...
GaryO - January 4, 2015, 4:07 pm
Tag less ‘luggage’. Thank you Hanes, but there is definitely junk in that trunk, and those bolt-ons ain’t foolin’ nobody...better check though.
Greeny - January 4, 2015, 9:05 am
hey now, this unabashed targeting of my brethren is not taken lightly; especially when they are probably quite heavy.
Sho - January 4, 2015, 9:00 am
Her body on this one is heavily ph**oshopped but she still gorgeous and very curvy
Oldsod - January 4, 2015, 7:10 am
True. She could be hiding anything in there...silicone...gelignite...undeclared watermelons...
concern3 - January 4, 2015, 3:28 am
And no man or woman on earth can blame them. You can't be too careful when it comes national security'


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