Tsa Demotivational Poster
JANGO FETT - Brought a gun to a sword fight.
WRAPPING PAPER TUBES -
CAN'T AFFORD HEALTH INSURANCE - Go to the airport, you'll get a free x-ray, breast exam and if you mention Al Qaeda you will get a free colonoscopy
LIFE MUST CONSUME LIFE -
ZOMBIE GNOMES -
JEDI SQUIRRELS - Is there *anything* George won't try to add to the movies?
CALLING MY EX -
JEDI ALICE - No! Off with YOUR head!
IMMIGRATION POLICY -
GIRLS CANT BE TRUSTED... -
REVENGE OF THE NERDS - It's going to end in a lightsaber gang bang.
STAR SCREAM - You've FAILED me again....
TRUE FRIEND -
WOLVERINE WITH LIGHTSABER CLAWS - HIS BEST FRIEND IS CHUCK NORRIS, ACCEPT THIS MOTIFAKE OR THEY WILL GET YOU.
HIGHSCHOOL - It's a lot more fun when you get to spend arts and crafts painting the walls with zombie brains
LIGHTSABERS - IF CHUCK NORRIS GOT ONE THE WORLD WOULD EXPLODE.
YTD AIRPORT STATISTICS -
LIGHTSABERS - Everything's cooler with them.
INSTRUCTIVE - After you buy the replacement, place it carefully on the base of the sword
RACIAL MINORITIES - Are even present in a galaxy far, far away.
MY DESTINATION -
FREE MEDICAL! YOU CAN'T BEAT A DEAL LIKE THIS! - If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport. You'll get a free x-ray and a pat down,
JUST LIKE A DROID -
LIGHTSABRE FIGHTS - Because fencing is SO Beijing Olympics.
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT - You need to feel me up to make sure I don't have anything dangerous? Ok, just don't forget my fish dinner.
GEEKS - They are everywhere, dammit!
SAFE WORD -
TSA SECURITY CHECKS - Are starting to get a little too personal
BETTER YET! -
AND THATS NOT ALL THAT HAPPENS -
YEAH, IT'S PINK - You got a problem with that?
JUST....ONE MORE VERSION?... -
CANADIAN BORDER PATROL - Beating up innocent people since 9/11.
BREAKING NEWS: - Santa stopped at Airport Security. Santa: "Don't jingle my bells bro!"
ultimate showdown -
GOING FERAL -
TSA - making air travel a more friendly expirience...
WITH A LIGHTSABER - You can get away with everything
PERFECT 1ST DATE -
CORPORATE HEADQUARTERS -
Pear of Anguish -
air travel -
CHRISTIAN BALE IS RASPUTIN REINCARNATED -
THE NEW TSA - JUST WHEN YOU THINK THINGS CAN GET ANY BETTER........
AIRPORT SECURITY -
TSA Mistakes 2015 -